Here it is, ladies and gents. The list that will be governing our actions over the next two weeks. Thanks for all your great suggestions. We're throwing a few final things into the car, then we'll be on our way. We'll keep you posted!
Love,
Margot and Zak
1 Take a picture with a "mascot" for a company e.g. the burger king
junior whopper kid, or a chicken for kfc
2 Bury a time capsule of a few souvenirs from your trip
3 Find someone willing to swap an item of clothing
4 Go to a restaurant, order drinks and leave a 50%+ tip for a
waiter/waitress who looks like s/he could really use it.
5 Do a firedrill at a red light
6 Flirt with a u.s. postal employee
7 Give $5 to someone on the street.
8 Sing a britney spears song with a stranger
9 Skip holding hands
10 Best/Most Stylish Mullet. It must be a genuine mullet, sported with
the right attitude -- business in front, party in back -- and with a
certain joie de vivre.
11 Take a photo with/in waterfall
12 Take a photo from top of mountain
13 Best used bookstore
14 Best local roadside food
15 Visit a religious shrine
16 Skate in as many local skating rinks as possible
17 Play mechanical prize "claw" game (extra points for winning)
18 4 words: truck stop condom machine
19 Get pickles (plural) served to one of you (a dollop of relish and
pickle slices count, but only if they are served in a stand alone dish
unprompted)
20 Take a photo of a sign with a typo
21 Pet or feed a non-normal household animal (petting zoo, freakish
pet, pigeon, lizard etc.)
22 See a covered bridge and kiss each other near/on/in/under/whatever it
23 Do donuts in a parking lot (the dough kind are acceptable as long
as there are photos)
24 Name *at least* 10 dogs - theme is your choice for the trip.
25 Try on a Halloween costume at a thrift store
26 Moon a walmart (not illegal if they don't see you. extra points for
photos, though)
27 Buy a hat and/or string tie.
28 Participate in some form of bluegrass music.
29 Bull ride.
30 Anything related to nascar or nascar paraphernalia.
31 Drive on the Lincoln Highway
32 Go to a local bar and spend a minimum of two hours interacting with
the patrons in such a way that you thoroughly convince them that
you're tourists from another country.
33 Eat at places advertising "The City/World's Best...." and taking pictures of
you and Zak eating whatever best food product that is (i.e. eating a
slice of pizza in front of a sign that says "New York's Best Pizza" or
34 Take a picture in front of a civil war monument
35 Buy a cherry bomb
36 Eat the best crab cake in Maryland
37 Take a picture of a sunset in the Blue Mountains
38 Take a picture with a Confederate flag.
39 Go to South of the Border in South Carolina
40 Post zombie fliers in libraries of 3 towns, spaced at least 50 mi apart
41 Take photograph of over sized roadside attractions (giant banana
sculpture, food-shaped restaurants, etc)
42 Find most non-liberal Christmas/Americana themed church sign
43 Best nativity yard display
44 Go to authors' homes
45 Try to get 15 souvenir pressed pennies
46 Find/eat at a jack in the box- get a jack Styrofoam head and put on antenna
47 Find a local wearing a shirt that boasts a mythical creature
48 Eat at a cracker barrel- bring dinah home rock candy
49 Hug a complete stranger with or without a costume
50 Find marine life away from a coast
51 Find someone with a tattoo they regret
52 Photograph the most interesting vehicle
53 Check out Andersonville
54 Visit a Civil War battlefield
55 Wear a silly hat or wig
56 Eat Stew & Que
57 Document gas prices under $1.50/gallon
58 Get a pen from a chain hotel
59 Soak in a hot tub
60 Climb on a dam
61 Visit an island
62 Interview an old crotchety person
63 Enter a contest
64 Find the best barbecue
65 Find the best Cajun or French food
66 Pick up a hitchhiker
67 Find the best local microbrew beer
68 Play skee ball
69 Make a preposterous wager
70 Go laser bowling!