Sunday, December 28, 2008

Delaware is for lovers!

Actually, I'm not sure what Delaware is for, since we stopped at a hotel right after we crossed over the border. We spent the whole day in New Jersey, and ended up on the Jersey shore at Bradley Beach, which I visited this summer with the Gotham Girls. We hiked around Island Beach State Park, and took a lot of pictures of funny signs. I found several entries for our "Best Nativity Scene" quest item, including a nativity scene bumper sticker, which is awesome, and blurry, and linked below.




Here are some other pictures of us from this morning:






"What gives?"




Nice try, Zak.


We tried to visit our friend Andrew in Philadelphia, but he admitted under duress that he's not actually IN Philadelphia. So much for that.

Onward!

Saturday, December 27, 2008

THE LIST!

Here it is, ladies and gents. The list that will be governing our actions over the next two weeks. Thanks for all your great suggestions. We're throwing a few final things into the car, then we'll be on our way. We'll keep you posted!

Love,
Margot and Zak


1 Take a picture with a "mascot" for a company e.g. the burger king
junior whopper kid, or a chicken for kfc

2 Bury a time capsule of a few souvenirs from your trip

3 Find someone willing to swap an item of clothing

4 Go to a restaurant, order drinks and leave a 50%+ tip for a
waiter/waitress who looks like s/he could really use it.

5 Do a firedrill at a red light

6 Flirt with a u.s. postal employee

7 Give $5 to someone on the street.

8 Sing a britney spears song with a stranger

9 Skip holding hands

10 Best/Most Stylish Mullet. It must be a genuine mullet, sported with
the right attitude -- business in front, party in back -- and with a
certain joie de vivre.

11 Take a photo with/in waterfall

12 Take a photo from top of mountain

13 Best used bookstore

14 Best local roadside food

15 Visit a religious shrine

16 Skate in as many local skating rinks as possible

17 Play mechanical prize "claw" game (extra points for winning)

18 4 words: truck stop condom machine

19 Get pickles (plural) served to one of you (a dollop of relish and
pickle slices count, but only if they are served in a stand alone dish
unprompted)

20 Take a photo of a sign with a typo

21 Pet or feed a non-normal household animal (petting zoo, freakish
pet, pigeon, lizard etc.)

22 See a covered bridge and kiss each other near/on/in/under/whatever it

23 Do donuts in a parking lot (the dough kind are acceptable as long
as there are photos)

24 Name *at least* 10 dogs - theme is your choice for the trip.

25 Try on a Halloween costume at a thrift store

26 Moon a walmart (not illegal if they don't see you. extra points for
photos, though)

27 Buy a hat and/or string tie.

28 Participate in some form of bluegrass music.

29 Bull ride.

30 Anything related to nascar or nascar paraphernalia.

31 Drive on the Lincoln Highway

32 Go to a local bar and spend a minimum of two hours interacting with
the patrons in such a way that you thoroughly convince them that
you're tourists from another country.

33 Eat at places advertising "The City/World's Best...." and taking pictures of
you and Zak eating whatever best food product that is (i.e. eating a
slice of pizza in front of a sign that says "New York's Best Pizza" or

34 Take a picture in front of a civil war monument

35 Buy a cherry bomb

36 Eat the best crab cake in Maryland

37 Take a picture of a sunset in the Blue Mountains

38 Take a picture with a Confederate flag.

39 Go to South of the Border in South Carolina

40 Post zombie fliers in libraries of 3 towns, spaced at least 50 mi apart

41 Take photograph of over sized roadside attractions (giant banana
sculpture, food-shaped restaurants, etc)

42 Find most non-liberal Christmas/Americana themed church sign

43 Best nativity yard display

44 Go to authors' homes

45 Try to get 15 souvenir pressed pennies

46 Find/eat at a jack in the box- get a jack Styrofoam head and put on antenna

47 Find a local wearing a shirt that boasts a mythical creature

48 Eat at a cracker barrel- bring dinah home rock candy

49 Hug a complete stranger with or without a costume

50 Find marine life away from a coast

51 Find someone with a tattoo they regret

52 Photograph the most interesting vehicle

53 Check out Andersonville

54 Visit a Civil War battlefield

55 Wear a silly hat or wig

56 Eat Stew & Que

57 Document gas prices under $1.50/gallon

58 Get a pen from a chain hotel

59 Soak in a hot tub

60 Climb on a dam

61 Visit an island

62 Interview an old crotchety person

63 Enter a contest

64 Find the best barbecue

65 Find the best Cajun or French food

66 Pick up a hitchhiker

67 Find the best local microbrew beer

68 Play skee ball

69 Make a preposterous wager

70 Go laser bowling!